( Cut for excessive profanity, spittle-flecked ranting. )

The Rewrite I Wasn't Going To Do is supposed to have sex in it (of course!). Because I was in a hurry/feeling completely uninspired, I snagged a nice little scene I'm quite pleased with from Conrad and Maus, ran Find/Replace on the names, and popped it into my RIWGTD ( Read more... )

Contrary to your previous experience and your resulting misguided beliefs, the world does NOT revolve solely around you and what you want. Knowing now as I do that if I were to acquiece to your irritatingly high-pitched demands and let you back in the house, you would immediately make a beeline for anything and everything that you should NOT be ( Read more... )

Granny-like bitching under the cut. Someone bring me my cane and a glass of Geritol, please.

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